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Hi I'm Sam and Benedict is hot ok.
Sherlockian, Whovian, Potterhead. Amanda Abbington is a brilliant actress. Someone get me a silkie chicken plz ily. <3


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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

fistful-of-paintballs:

seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most

image

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

sirdef:

chris evans is a nerd and must be stopped

fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

she-ranger-fromthenorth:

Well excuse me.

she-ranger-fromthenorth:

Well excuse me.

moriarty:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

u can see its tiny balls dropping

moriarty:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

u can see its tiny balls dropping

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face